So after a particular long and crazy night of drinking my friend and I decide to hit up the drunken breakfast mecca of McDonald's. So,we pull up and the worker asks what we want. I decide to order some hash browns and four pancakes... When I say four I mean four. Well, he thinks that I mean four separate cases with four pancakes in them. So, we get this giant bag and I am laughing so hard. It's seriously like a paper bag from a grocery store. Then he asks what condiments I want. After serious consideration I say...EVERYTHING. I want every condiment they have. So in a normal McDonald's bag I have this giant assortment of all this shit. Also in my drunken state I ask the worker if cum is a condiment to his reply 'it can be'.
So, we get back to my friends and began devouring everything. Her mom wakes up and takes one look at all our McDonald's and asks us what the fuck we are doing. So, I pass out at some point and wake up with all the trays around me and my yesterdays work outfit covered in maple syrup and other random things. I have to go to work because I'm late in the same clothes I wore covered in maple syrup, butter, and ketchup in wrinkly clothes.
All day I was bitter about my most likely clogged arteries and sticky clothes...Oh the condiments lasted forever.
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I think there's a little dude at the McDonald's by my apartment that may be willing to make your cum-topping fantasies come (er, CUM!) true.
ReplyDeleteI dunno... If he works at a campus one he most likely has an eyebrow ring and backne.
ReplyDeletebarf @ backne
ReplyDeleteNo it's this little boy at the one on 5th in Grandview.
doesn't he have an eyebrow ring? WHOO HOOOO
ReplyDeleteShit i used to have one in high school...was i trashy?
Wait, did McDonald's implement new employee uniforms in the form of tank tops? Otherwise how would you know he had backne, Glenn?!
ReplyDeleteOkay, not for certain he has backne. But, I assume. Also, Abbey your eyebrow ring was only trashy if it matched your plastic neon tounge ring.
ReplyDeleteLOLLOLOLOL
ReplyDeletei am dying laughing alone right now. maybe its just the mental picture i have of glenn covered in pancake crumbs and maple syrup.
this is also more than slightly erotic.