One time I made a red velvet cake at the apartment and decided after slaving away at it, I might as well have a piece (I MEAN RIGHT?)...So I cut a small piece and sit at the dining room table and get distracted by something on the tv (or maybe I was talking to jaime) but anyways, I look over and there's cake icing ALL OVER my wrist. It was odd, considering that I hadn't noticed that I put my wrist in any cake or cake icing. I thought it was weird and wiped it off (or maybe I licked it off? I don't know, do you want to fight about it?)
I then sat back down and proceeded to get distracted by the tv or jaime again. A few minutes later I looked down (for some reason I had a feeling that I needed to look down..) only to see....................................................................................................................................................
there was totally cake icing ALL OVER MY LEFT THIGH. Really?
I mean, really?
Why? I don't remember dipping my thigh in cake.
It's still a mystery to this day.
